JOLLY TERRY BRADSHAW
(Jolly Old St. Nicholas)
Jolly Terry Bradshaw, pass the ball this way,
You led the greatest football team, this is what we say.
We drafted you at number one, when we were the worst;
We had to show improvement, we wanted to be first.
Jolly Terry Bradshaw, your rookie year was tough.
The critics and the media said you lacked the stuff.
The first three games that you played, in the end zone you were sacked.
NFL experience was really all you lacked.
Jolly Terry Bradshaw was a leader on the field.
Your touchdown bombs to Lynn Swann, the championships they sealed.
The Immaculate Reception, the greatest ever play:
When Franco Harris caught the ball for a touchdown on that day.
Jolly Terry Bradshaw beame the MVP.
You threw the perfect spiral pass for all of us to see,
And we played four Super Bowls, the victories we won,
Though we had a secret wish, one more for the thumb!
Jolly Terry Bradshaw, now you're on TV,
Sundays on the network, with Howie and J.B.
Your hair is getting thinner, but that's okay with me,
Because you are the quarterback who brought us victory.